The Great God Pan Is Linked

by Robert Boyd

Hey, that's my beat! Claire Ruud takes a detailed look at the 990s (the forms nonprofits submit each year to the IRS) for Arthouse and the Dallas Contemporary over at Glasstire. Very interesting. She points out that it is hard to tell when revenue is for operating expenses and when it is for capital expenditures based on the 990. In the case of Arthouse, she should be able to derive the capex by looking at their assets from year to year--after building their new building, their assets will have jumped by a lot. That "jump" is equal to the capex. (The 990 essentially combines elements of an income statement, a balance sheet, and a statement of cash flow--so for a forensic accountant, including an amateur one like me, part of what you do in looking at them is to try to recreate the more traditional accounting statements from them.) (Glasstire)


Speaking of taxes... Longtime art curmudgeon Charlie Finch has a suggestion for what Western institutions can do about Ai Wei Wei's situation--stop paying taxes to the Chinese government. He writes, "I respectfully call on Pace Gallery chairman Arne Glimcher, a man quite familiar, through his family history, of the lethal actions promulgated by fascist governments, whose art operations have been at the vanguard of the Chinese contemporary art scene, to direct Pace not to pay any taxes to the Chinese government until Ai Weiwei and his associates are freed and the charges against them permanently dropped." (Artnet)



Crybaby. Photographer/video artist/exploiter Laurel Nakadate has been on a crying jag... for art. "'I guess it's not a secret anymore, that I cried on each day of the year 2010,' says Laurel Nakadate, whose photographic record of those tearful months is currently on view both at MoMA PS1 and Leslie Tokonow gallery in New York. 'I did it as a performance, as a personal moment each day, a moment in which I deliberately took part in sadness.'" I would please me to think that at least some of her crying was done after reading this or this.But I suspect her supreme indifference to other people means that she's mainly been crying all the way to the bank. (Artinfo)

Set the Date: If you haven't started taking healthy, stress-relieving regular naps by October 21st, you will be caught up in the Napture--a world-wide event of permanent insomnia. So sayeth Emily Sloan, head of the Southern Naptist Convention. (Artists are on the vanguard of this pro-napping movement, for some reason.) It's not to late to repent! (Emily Sloan)

What is a Painting Worth

One hears about daring art thefts, mainly in Europe, with alarming frequently. Unlike Hollywood heist movies, they tend to be low-tech affairs. For example, there were two multi-million dollar art thefts in Switzerland in the past week.

Three men wearing ski masks walked into a private museum here in daylight, grabbed four 19th-century masterpieces, tossed them into a van and sped off, pulling off one of the largest and most audacious art robberies of all time. It was the second multimillion-dollar art heist in Switzerland in less than a week.

What's amazing is how easy the most recent of these thefts was.

According to the local police and officials at the Bührle Collection, one of the top private museums for Impressionist and Post-Impressionist art in Europe, three men wearing ski masks entered the museum barely a half hour before the 5 p.m. closing time on Sunday.

One of the thieves pulled a handgun and ordered terrified staff members and visitors to lie down on the floor, as the other two men pulled the paintings off the wall. The police said paintings appeared to be sticking out of the back of the white van the men used to make their getaway.

The paintings they took, a Cézanne, a Degas, a van Gogh and a Monet, were collectively worth an estimated $163 million. The thieves were not connoisseurs, though. These were not the most valuable paintings--just the easiest to grab (they all hung next to each other in a single room). The big question is, what did the thieves hope to gain?

[The paintings] stolen in Zurich are considered major works and so widely known as to be “unsalable,” said Richard Kendall, a prominent scholar of late-19th-century French art and a curator at large at the Clark Art Institute in Williamstown, Mass.

For the police and the public, the looming questions were not only who committed the crimes but, given the near impossibility of selling the paintings, why.

A common myth, popularized in the movies, of a theft to order carried out at the behest of a private collector, “is really to be considered a fiction,” said Karl-Heinz Kind, team leader of the works of art unit at Interpol.

The fact that there are no buyers lined up helps account for the recovery of famous works, he said, like the Munch paintings [stolen in Norway several years ago], which were recovered in 2006. “The thieves have difficulty finding someone to take them,” he said. “They are obliged to multiply their contacts and proposals. That increases the chances for police.”

Now this made me think about valuations for art. Assets are valued not just on what someone is willing to pay for something, but also on how many people are willing to pay and how frequently and easily they would do so. In other words, liquidity is important. When they price artworks, they base it on auction prices of similar artworks. (Which adds an extra layer of complexity--when you price a share of stock or an oil future, you have a bunch of identical assets to compare it with that are constantly being traded. But each painting is unique.) But there are few legitimate channels to buy art. When I say "legitimate," I don't mean "regulated." The art market is pretty unregulated--some countries have national heritage laws, that makes it impossible or difficult to export certain artworks; there are applicable tax laws, of course; as well as laws regarding the receiving of stolen property. But legitimate in this case means that you know the artwork's provenance. You know it wasn't stolen or looted. And if the seller can't provide provenance, you will have a hard time getting an auction house to carry it (especially for expensive works) and buyers will demand a deep discount, because they will be at risk of buying stolen goods.

So when they estimate the value at $163 million, there are two things to consider. Because of the relative lack of liquidity in the art market, the prices are likely to be lower than the best auction price at any given moment, and are also likely to be volatile. Calculating an estimated price would somehow have to take into account this volatility. The second point is that the value of the art to the thieves will inherently be much lower than $163 million because they are cut off from selling through legitimate channels to legitimate customers. The customers for stolen artwork have the power to set much lower prices.

My final question is, were these artworks insured? Can you even really insure paintings worth $163 million? I wonder especially because the security was so lax.

The museum’s director, Lukas Gloor, said the museum generally did not check visitors’ bags and had no metal detectors, which he said the entry hall of the building was too narrow to accommodate.

Given this, I wouldn't insure these artworks. Would you?