Showing posts with label Uriel Landeros. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Uriel Landeros. Show all posts

Wednesday, September 24, 2014

Return of the Asshole

Robert Boyd

Noted vandal Uriel Landeros (see thisthis, this, this and this)  returns with a new series of drawings he calls his "prison series." He posted them on his Facebook page. He describes them thus: "Its like telling a lion to stop being a lion, what dosent kill u makes u stronger. Short preview of my Prison series. The people of change, Patriots, Activist and other influential people." He includes portraits of Julian Assange, Edward Snowden, Carlos Slim, and Joaquin "El Chapo" Gúzman. Other drawings include a self-portrait behind bars, a masked tagger striking a heroic pose and a couple of "sheeple." Lord they're terrible. But the ballsiest picture is a portrait of Tony Shafrazi.


portrait of Tony Shafrazi by Uriel Landeros

I've lightened the image from Landeros's dark Facebook image so it's a little easier to see. Shafrazi is a very successful gallery owner, but he is best remembered as the asshole who spray painted Guernica in 1974. (Obviously a role model for young Uriel.) Of course, I prefer to think of him as the asshole who assembled a contemporary art collection for the Shah of Iran shortly before the Iranian revolution. (There are many Shafrazi-esque assholes now, selling pricey art to various Gulf State despots as we speak.)

That the little asshole should pay homage to the big asshole seems only fitting, no?

Wednesday, May 22, 2013

Landeros Pleads Guilty

Robert Boyd


Uriel Landeros, in jail for being a malicious idiot

Uriel Landeros, who spray-painted a stencil on Picasso's Woman in  a Red Armchair at the Menil last year, has pleaded guilty to vandalizing the painting. As part of his plea deal, he will be sentenced to two years in prison, of which he has already served five months. I have to say that this does not seem like a very good plea deal on the face of it. The DA dropped the criminal mischief charge and kept the vandalism charge--his sentence could have been longer. But let's face it--the DA didn't have much incentive to cut a good deal because Landeros had 1) been video-taped in the act, 2) bragged about his crime in a statement posted on YouTube.

All this information comes from an article in the Houston Chronicle. The article does not mention restitution to the Menil for costs incurred. I assume that Landeros couldn't pay it in any case, but it seems like he should be required to make some kind of monetary restitution.

As for Landeros' post-prison life, I have only one suggestion: stay away from moronic exploitative hucksters like James Perez.

I hope that this is the last Uriel Landeros post for a long, long time. If you are interested in background on this case, see these earlier posts:


The idiot in the act

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Saturday, January 12, 2013

The Menil's PTSD

Robert Boyd


The Art Guys, The Art Guys Marry a Plant, 2009, live oak tree that the Art Guys married in a performance

As many of you probably alread know, the Menil is getting rid of the Art Guys tree (the remnant of their 2009 performance, The Art Guys Marry a Plant).  Ironically, this happened at the same time that the Picasso vandal, Uriel Landeros, has turned himself in after months on the lam. This will sound a little dumb, but I only realized now that there is a link between these two things. In each case, a piece of art belonging to the Menil was vandalized. And these two acts of vandalism seem to have really shaken the Menil.

What made me realize the connection is an editorial by Rainey Knudson, wife of Michael Galbreth (half of the Art Guys) that was published in Glasstire. Knudson is the publisher of Glasstire, and she acknowledges her bias right up front. But she also points out that when the controversy first flared up, Glasstire purposely played it low-key because of the possible appearance of a conflict of interest. Her piece was entitled "On Institutional Cowardice: The Menil Collection." In it, she wrote
Here is what the Menil is going to say about this decision:
-       They want to save the tree;
-       They’re worried about vandalism.
Here is the truth:
-       They’re tired of the controversy around the artwork;
-       They need to raise money for their drawing center and want this distraction to go away;
-       They don’t believe in the artwork and are sorry they ever accepted it into their collection.
Certainly similar speculations were made last night as members of the local art scene made the rounds to various openings.  And this feels right. Except for one thing--in little over a year, two artworks in the Menil Collection have been physically attacked. And until a week ago, both attackers were still out there. Now that Uriel Landeros has turned himself in, the Menil only has to worry about one attacker. (Unless Uriel Landeros was responsible for both attacks--unlikely but possible, I suppose.)

The weird thing about the deaccessioning of the tree is the timing. The director of the Menil, Josef Helfenstein, met with the Art Guys in December of 2012 and told them of "his decision to move the tree, either behind a building somewhere on the Menil campus, or preferably, off the premises entirely," according to Knudson. Why a year later?

Since we're all engaging in speculation here, let me offer this. In December 2011, someone snaps the Art Guys' tree in two. In June 2012, Uriel Landeros spraypaints Woman in a Red Armchair by Pablo Picasso. The Menil--perhaps specifically Helfenstein--feels besieged by barbaric destructive criminality. Perhaps this feeling of lurking danger grows over time. And the most vulnerable piece of art in the collection is the still fragile, right-out-in-the-public Art Guys tree. The tree--it sits there, so inviting to suggestible sociopaths. What to do? Hide it? Give it away? So you can see where this is going.

In the end, it may not have been institutional cowardice, but institutional paranoia (if not full-blown PTSD) that caused the terrible decision to remove the tree.

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Friday, January 11, 2013

Uriel Landeros' Attorney

Robert Boyd



Emily DeToto, the lawyer representing Uriel Landeros (the Picasso grafitti guy, for those coming late to the party), was interviewed on ABC-Eyewitness News. They put up this nice long clip from the interview on their website. She seems a bit nervous, and probably says too much (like when she says Landeros is an accomplished graffiti artist, but only does legal graffiti). She seems highly frustrated with Landeros mouthing off to the press and on social media. She suggests that the bond will be high because he had already fled to Mexico for several months.

In an interview with the Houston Chronicle, she said, "A criminal defense attorney's worst nightmare is when your client gives an alleged full confession on tape." No doubt! And given this, there doesn't seem any way that Landeros will be found not guilty. I think DeToto's job is to minimize his sentence. I expect a plea deal.

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Tuesday, January 8, 2013

Uriel Landeros Turns Himself In

Robert Boyd

After running away and hiding in Mexico for several months, Uriel Landeros has turned himself in, according to click2houston.com.
According to the Harris County District Attorney's Office, Uriel Landeros turned himself in at the Hidalgo Port of Entry shortly after crossing the border from Mexico into the United States about 4 p.m. on Tuesday. He has been charged with criminal mischief and felony graffiti, both of which are third-degree felonies. He's being held at the Hidalgo County Sheriff's Office awaiting extradition to Harris County.
Landeros said he's not apologetic for spray painting a stenciled image of a bull, a matador, and the Spanish word "CONQUISTA," which means conquest, onto Picasso's "Woman in a Red Armchair."
"(Expletive) his painting. It's just a piece of cloth. What matters most is the people who are suffering," Landeros said.
Landeros said his actions were fueled by a mixture of social and political defiance.
"I'm part of the whole Occupy movement," Landeros explained.
Landeros said he chose the 13th of June because the number refers to a power structure. He said all he wanted to do was shed light on the corruption of banks, government and large institutions in the United States and Mexico.
"If I wanted to destroy that piece, I could have done it," he claimed. "The spray paint that I used was easily taken away." ["Man accused of defacing Picasso turns self in," January 8, 2013, click2houston.com]
Landeros reconfirmed that he is an utter idiot by adding the following: "I really don't give a (expletive) about the 15 minutes of fame. If anything, I made that painting more famous than what it is."

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Wednesday, October 31, 2012

It's Hard to Know Who to Cheer For Sometimes

Robert Boyd

If I am reading these comments on James Perez's Facebook page correctly, Perez didn't have permission to vandalize the work by Uriel Landeros which he displayed. (You can see examples of the work here. And some background here, here and here.) And now Landeros seems to be mad at him.

Perez announces the fact here:




Later on, Landeros responds.




It's hard to know what's going on here. Not everything is as it seems on the surface. I don't even know if this is the real Uriel Landeros responding (there has been at least one fake Landeros on Facebook already), or if this "conflict" is even real or if it's just a charade to keep people interested. If that's the case, it's working because look at me writing this stupid post about Uriel Landeros and James Perez. Again.

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Saturday, October 27, 2012

The Uriel Landeros Exhibit Was a Crashing Bore (NSFW)

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Thursday, October 25, 2012

Pan Recommends for the week of October 25 to October 31

Robert Boyd

THURSDAY

Roberta Harris: Recent Paintings and Works on Paper at the Contemporary Art Gallery at Houston Baptist University, 6 pm to 8 pm (on view through November 25). HBU's artistic profile has been on the rise, but I've never been out to see their gallery (have you?). This show by Roberta Harris seems like a good opportunity to make the trek out to Southwest Houston.

Debra Barrera: Kissing In Cars, Driving Alone at Moody Gallery, 6 pm to 8 pm (on view through November 21). Debra Barrera apparently leaves behind her trademark resin for a show of mostly drawings with some sculptural work.

Dario Robleto: The Boundary of Life is Quietly Crossed at the Cynthia Woods Mitchell Center for the Arts at UH, 6 pm (reception at 5 pm). This multimedia lecture by Dario Robleto sounds like kind of a downer--the guy is obsessed with death! He's a very good speaker, so I anticipate that this will be pretty compelling.

FRIDAY

Uriel Landeros: Houston We have a Problem at James Gallery, 2500 Summer St., Unit 212, 7 pm. I was talking to an AP reporter this morning about this show (really!) and said that if someone were putting on an art exhibit in town that was the pinnacle of human artistic achievement, literally the greatest art ever created, it wouldn't get the same publicity as Uriel Landeros's show. Sad, isn't it? While you're at Summer St., check out skeez181 & TKNY: Escondidas (in hiding) at Chuntaro Jones Studio. That show should be worth seeing.

SATURDAY

David McClain and Russ Havard: Unpremeditated Natures at Gallery 1724, 8 pm (on view through January 26, 2013). Our favorite hair salon/art gallery returns with a new two-person show by Russ Havard and David McClain. This show features several Sunday afternoon "drawing salons."

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Thursday, October 11, 2012

Tragi-comic Links

Robert Boyd

Houston's most famous artist. The Uriel Landeros story never stops. He's been covered recently by the Houston Press, CultureMap, Glasstire, Pan and even Hyperallergic. But there is some highly amusing coverage that is several months old that I somehow missed. First, ArtInfo published a review of Landeros work based on his Facebook page images. Relevant quote:
This flower painting is a reference to Georgia O’Keeffe, while the swirling gray backdrop alludes to the rolling clouds of Vincent van Gogh’s “The Starry Night.” [...] Red and yellow are also colors associated with fire and heat, of course, and their emergence here from a green stem could be seen as Landeros’s way of tapping into a culture-wide anxiety of apocalypse — itself merely a collective externalization of our individual fear of death — or the plight of agricultural workers in the drought-ridden Southwest.
Keep painting, Uriel, wherever you are. You’ll get your solo show at Shafrazi Gallery someday! ["Portfolio Review: The Art of Houston’s Fugitive Picasso Vandal Uriel Landeros," Benjamin Sutton, Blouin ArtInfo, June 26, 2012]
The last sentence was the most important.  Apparently Eric Felton of the Wall Street Journal didn't read it.
Police have yet to find him.
But the art world seems to have discovered him. This week the online magazine Artinfo lavished Mr. Landeros with the sort of attention aspiring artists would kill—or at least vandalize—for. The article [...] praised his "vibrant oil painting" of a bullfight, saying it "juxtaposes this primal, ritual duel with symbols of humanity's fundamental split between male and female traits."
[...] Artinfo raves that he "incorporates an impressive range of symbols with a relative economy of means," noting that little spermlike squiggles suggest "Freud's death drive, and the Sartrean existential crisis induced by self-awareness." Another painting is likened to the work of "Georgia O'Keefe" [sic] and Vincent van Gogh. Oh, and don't forget the canvas featuring "lily pads floating on scorched waters" with its "environmentalist commentary on global warming."
I'd like to think Artinfo's writer is engaged in a terrific act of satire, spoofing art-world pretension. Alas, I fear it's just another example of the art world swooning for the "transgressive"—that is, anything that violates social norms. ["The Betrayal of Art By Artist-Vandals," by Eric Felton, The Wall Street Journal, June 28, 2012]
Of course, Bloun ArtInfo crowed about the WSJ's obtuseness. It's like when some ultraconservative group uses an Onion article to bolster their argument about the evilness of liberals.

More art for Cowboys Stadium. It's weird to think it, but word-based conceptual art seems to be perfect for Cowboys Stadium. These rebellious artists who once sought to dematerialize art and use it to critique late capitalism are now enshrined in a temple of conservative capitalist values. The latest acquisition is Jenny Holzer. Of course, she doesn't need to build a display for her Truisms--Cowboys Stadium comes with a 72 ft. high by 160 ft. wide monitor hanging over the field.


I can't imagine losing a child. Cartoonists Tom Hart and Leela Corman don't have to imagine. This is the first chapter from Tom's book about it. Every penstroke feels painful--it must have been torture to draw. And reading it was very affecting. I can't say I'm looking forward to reading the whole book, but I don't really think I have a choice. It's a compelling document.


Let's start your crit. Mark Flood's latest outrage. Watch it all the way through.

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Tuesday, October 9, 2012

The screed that "Uriel Landeros 'Houston We Have a Problem'" has become

Dean Liscum and Robert Boyd


art by Uriel Landeros that cannot by vandalized, no matter how hard you try

OMG! Clear you calendar for Friday, October 26th at 7 p.m. to see the show "Houston We Have A Problem" by artist and accused vandal Uriel Landeros. I'm warning you that it's invitation only so bring bribes. Pimp out your younger brother or sister, sell your spare canvas, barter an acetylene torch and a cat that's addicted to turpentine, craig's list your iPhone 5, or whatever. Just do what you got to do to acquire enough cash / liquor / spray paint / drugs / lubricant / leather / anything to grease the palms of the door man and gain access because this has got to be the opening of the year.

Why? Because you want to be there to see what inspired the all out screed that has been running in the comments section of the FB invite.



James ArtGallery (formerly CuetoJames Gallery) invited people and then was a bit shocked when they received a hostile reaction.











Initially, James Perez (half of the ownership of CuetoJames) was "blacklisting" anyone who made a negative comment about the show.

Sergio Cornejo stated the obvious.



Which lead to the admission that Perez' partner, Rafael Cueto, had pulled out of the partnership over this. Perez remained defiant even after his partner quit in disgust.




Abuse rained down, ranging from the rational...



To the visual...



Of course, many attacked Landeros directly.





Lopez is responding to Landeros' bizarre video confession in which he explained that he spray-painted Picasso because of the drug war in Mexico.





The most powerful voice against Landeros came from a former teacher who was actually quite sympathetic.



But all through it were Perez's shifting statements, going from crassly materialistic to political to just plain ignorant and intolerant.





Perez explains art to you.




That was over 12 hours ago, but you can still read the posts if you want to delve deeper.

It will take place at...

Cuetojames Art Gallery
2500 Summer St
Houston TX 77007
2nd floor unit 212

You might even want to camp over-night if for no other reason than you're probably not gonna be branded a "nihilistic fucktard hipster" or a "mimbo" if you stroll up at 6:59 p.m. with a wine cooler in hand.

So show up. Bum rush the door. Be a part of the dialog. Tell them that the Great God Pan is Dead sent you.


"I'm ready for the Prado, Mr. DeMille!"--another masterwork by Uriel Landeros

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Saturday, August 25, 2012

He's Not Sorry

Robert Boyd



Uriel Landeros speaks. Apparently, he defaced a Picasso with spray paint because he is mad about stuff.


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Monday, June 18, 2012

Asshole

by Robert Boyd



This is a video of an asshole spray-painting on Woman in a Red Armchair (1929) by Pablo Picasso at the Menil. According to the YouTube video, the asshole is named Uriel Landeros. Assuming this is true (and I acknowledge that it may not be true), this may be his Facebook page. You can read more at Glasstire and click2houston. Of course, this incident recalls the episode in 1974 when Tony Shafrazi spray-painted some nonsense onto Picasso's Guernica. Shafrazi is now a highly successful art dealer. Perhaps that is Landeros' ambition as well.


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